Even before I read Homestuck I thought this was the funniest thing.
When you open your eyes during a prayer…
Vine by Marcus Johns
the best line ever
am i the only one that feels 2014 doesn’t even sound real
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid
this is beautiful
Just recently heard of the Great Horror Campout, and boy it sounds great.
As said by the website
The Great Horror Campout is a 12-hour, overnight, interactive Horror camping adventure. Campers can choose their level of engagement by their choice of activities and tent zone. It can be an extreme horror adventure or a more mild horror adventure. It’s completely up to the camper.
There are different levels, and campers can choose whichever
- Tent Zone/Camping out (High Startle)
- Yellow Tent Zone (Chicken Zone)
- “Hell Hunt” (Interactive, Highly Immersive Terror)
- Speed Bumps (Interactive, Highly Immersive Terror)
- Crowd Surges (Interactive, Highly Immersive Terror)
- Horror Movies (Chicken Zone)
- Bonfire (High Startle)
- Fringe Areas/Bathrooms/Mess Hall (High Startle)
It may include total darkness, water spray and splash, uneven surfaces, steps up and down, strobe lighting, latex, narrow tunnels, crouch spaces which require you to bend down while walking, sudden loud noises, live scareactors, fog and scent effects which are all intended to startle and frighten you.
It is not for anyone under 18 and is not recommended for people with heart or back problems, pregnant women, people prone to seizures or anyone who has an affliction that is made worse by fear, anxiety or flashing lights.
Y’all niggas crazy hell nah
give me the scariest level